“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.”

ughdaesung:

ughdaesung:

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we’ve pleased him

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relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

"   Sorry, but I don’t need any part-time people in my life. You’re either with me, or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.   "
(via luftnot)

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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